Showing posts with label and then we said. Show all posts
Showing posts with label and then we said. Show all posts

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Long Beach

"Long Beach is the new Brooklyn. I'm convinced."

"does that make me a hipster?"

"You are beyond a hipster. You are a vanguard."

- my old bartender told me today. I miss my bartender/ therapist/ friend.


I don't miss many, but I miss that friendship.
My memory is awful. Ive only realized this recently. My friend Greg  told me the other day about remembering the exact date a certain cartoon show premiered (20 odd years ago), and everything else he had done that day. Stevens memory is impeccable.
I've been trying to remember things that my bartender and I would talk about. Everything I suppose. Nothing in particular comes to mind, and yet I know those conversations shaped me.

Funny how that can happen. 

Saturday, September 3, 2011

LA....

....is a sunny place for shady people

Sunday, June 26, 2011

In the future...

"I'm the type of person who will fuck a stripper and O.D on cocaine during my bachelorette party--know thyself"

Sunday, May 22, 2011

This actually came out of my mouth.

"are you sure you dont want a blowjob? Im about to put my crest whitestrips on"

Cut to 40 years later, and replace "whitestrips on" with "dentures off".
I suddenly feel really old.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Twitter

For the record, I've never had a twitter, I still dont understand how it works, and yet, upon steven recommendation, the salon now has a twitter:

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Overheard:

Girl arguing with her boyfriend:


I have heels bigger than your dick!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Yesterday A Complete Stranger Said To Me.....

"You must love being you"


"I really do", I said, and kept on walking.

Friday, March 25, 2011

And Then She Said

"....I could eat soup off his head he's so short"

And Then I Said....

I was walking down the street today when someone pulled up to me, lost, and asked if I knew where "Rock Bottom" was.
Oh how I had to hold my tongue. If only english had been their first language...

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Conversations of the night have included:

Is Elvira a witch or a vampire?
 Its been a hell of a day. Passionate debate about things like this keep me sane.

Im in a place right now that I have no idea how I got to. Not a bad place. I just dont have a goddamn clue what happened.